I interrupt your daily scroll to show you some shirtless Hiddleston.
If Tom Hiddleston was actually my boyfriend
Me: Can you do it one more time?
Tom: No
Me: Please?
Tom: No
Me: PLEASE. JUST ONCE MORE.
Tom: *sigh* okay
Me: ..........
Tom: Kneel before me...
Me: ASHGIADHGIOEHWSIOGHIOSGHEDASGEASHS. AGAIN.
holyposeidon asked you:Honestly I think it would be a bit more ironic if you created a Captain America blend that tasted better iced c:Too Far man, too far.
I JUST SPAT ALL OVER MY SCREEN.
JOHNLOCK IS REAL, OKAY.
JOHNLOCK IS REAL! IT’S COMING, PEOPLE! JOHNLOCK IS FREAKING REAL!

Johnlock’s lovechild. So hard.
OHMYGOD. HE IS USING A JUMPER AS A SCARF. HE IS TALL AND LANKY AND BLOND. HE IS THEIR CHILD. THIS HEAD CANON HAS NOW BEEN DEEMED ACCEPTABLE IN EVERY WAY.
ALSO HE COMPOSES MUSIC
BUT THEN ALSO TRIES TO TRACK DOWN PUPPIES (right? Am I remembering right? It’s been years, but THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE)






